The past three months have been crazy with so many amazing concerts and the general madness of the holidays. We now hit that looooooong stretch of time between January and warm. It’s the kind of cold, depressing shit that’s perfect for METAL m/ m/. It’s probably how black metal was invented – at least partly. Here are six metally-good things you can get into to pass the time during winter.
Imagine if the heavy metal family was in charge of Xmas
– Lemmy would come down the chimney to find Jack instead of cookies
– Cannibal Corpse would do the caroling
– Gift exchanges would include only band t-shirts and CDs